Showing posts with label Italy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Italy. Show all posts

January 7, 2013

Embarrassing things I've done while traveling

Making a fool of yourself while traveling is inevitable.  You'll make a gesture that you shouldn't.  You'll accidentally say "Please pass me the tampon" instead of "Please pass me the salt" when trying to use a foreign language.  You'll forget to say "hello" when you enter a shop and piss off the owner.  And that's ok, because everyone does it.  Also, it builds character.  Ok, maybe not, but it makes for a few good stories.  Besides, you'll never see the witnesses again


I've had my share of embarrassing travel moments, just like everyone else. Some were accidental, some were committed on purpose, and some were just purely idiotic.  So shame be damned - for your entertainment, here are a few of the embarrassing things I've done while traveling (don't worry, this is just a sampling):

  1. Accidentally walked into the middle of a funeral at Sveta Nedyela church in Sofia, Bulgaria.
  2. Shamelessly took a picture of a traffic accident involving a watermelon truck in Sofia, Bulgaria. The vehicle owners were not nearly as amused by the scene as I was.  They were also not amused with my picture-taking.
  3. Went to some hot springs at night on the island of Ischia in Italy with a friend and 2 Italian men, and totally assumed they were “just being nice to the tourists”.  File this one under "dumb-ass".
  4. Consumed too many terremotos in Santiago, Chile.  I don’t remember what I did, but I know it was cringe-worthy.
  5. Jumped out of a metro train in Cairo, Egypt and promptly laid down in the middle of the outdoor platform in an attempt to not pass out. The locals kept their distance from the western chick lying on the ground.
  6. Tried to talk my way into Cambodia with a supposed lack of blank passport pages, merely resulting in a loud and long scolding in front of other travelers and demands for bribe.  And all this happened on a tiny speedboat.
  7. Puked my guts out on a park bench in Monaco while the elite of Europe sauntered by. I put the "ass" in "classy".
So don't worry if you mispronounce the name of the beer you want to order at a pub, play a game of charades with a local in the town square to figure out where the nearest toilet is, or accidentally fill your water bottle from a public water fountain meant for dogs. You're not semi-conscious and prostrate on a train platform in the Middle East. Laugh with the locals and keep on going - they have no idea who you are, and you probably made their day.

December 6, 2012

Top 9 simple and silly reasons to travel


Have you ever traveled someplace hellbent on seeing everything you possibly can in the short time you have?  Of course you have.  We’ve all done that.  “I’m going to London for 4 days!  I’m going to go to Buckingham Palace and St. James and the Tower of London and St. Paul’s and Westminster Abbey and the British Museum and Big Ben and Tower Bridge and the Tate Modern and Hyde Park and Piccadilly and Trafalgar Square and go see a play every single night!”  MUST SEE ALL THE THINGS. Ugh.  I got tired just typing all of that. 

Of course, if you’re spending four days in London, those are all worthy sights and activities.  But great googly moogly, when are you ever going to eat or sleep?  When are you going to just sit down in a pub, take a deep breath, and go, “Ahhh, I’m in London!”? You’re going to fly back home, end up exhausted from the combination of jet lag and your self-imposed suicidal vacation schedule, and decide to take a couple of sick days from work just to recover from all your rushing around. 

But you saw so much cool stuff!  Yes, you did.  But did you actually experience London?  

Alrighty, now - I’m going to propose something strange. Scandalous, even.  Instead of making your mind up to see every conceivable thing under the sun on your trip, pick just one thing to see or do that will make you over-the-moon happy.  That was not a typo.  Just ONE thing.  Make it something huge, or make it something that seems silly and stupid to someone else.  If you focus on just one thing that will make the trip seem worth it to you, then everything else you do is just icing on your travel cake.  The pressure to cover as much historic and cultural ground as possible is gone, and you’re free to simply experience the place you’re in.  If a big museum strikes your fancy, go for it.  If you just want to sit and chill in a cafe all morning, do it.  If you happen by a joint with some live music, check it out.  If you just want to stroll around a lake or a park, then that’s what you should do.  

The trips I’ve taken with just one goal in mind are usually the most satisfying.  I don’t stretch myself thin, and I don’t set my sightseeing expectations up in the stratosphere.  I just roll with whatever looks interesting, and that often makes for the most memorable experiences.  Below are my top reasons for taking a trip.  Some are expected, and some may seem downright ridiculous to you.  But they were important to me, and I don’t regret a single one.

1.  Go visit a friend or family member.  What better reason could there be?  You can catch up with    someone important to you, check out a new place, and use your friend/family member as your personal tour guide! Ok, and they’ll most likely put you up for free, too.  I’ve made a regular habit of visiting friends that have moved outside the U.S.

Visiting my friend Ben in South Korea
2.  Participate in a sporting event.  Sign up to run a race, do a triathlon, or take part in a rodeo in a place you’d like to check out.  I met up with two good friends in Austin, TX last year to run my first half marathon.  The race was our only set plan, and we ended up having a blast.  We ate fabulous food, shopped, wandered through different neighborhoods, and wound up at the famous Broken Spoke where old Captain Sketchy decided I was going to be his dance partner for the evening.


3.  Attend a sporting event.  Go see your favorite team play football/basketball/lacrosse/cricket/badminton/shuffleboard, or get tickets to something huge like the Olympics or the Super Bowl. I got tickets to see a couple of World Cup matches back in 2010, which meant that a trip to South Africa was in order.  Soccer was the reason for the trip.  Wine tasting, cage diving with great whites, and seeing a leopard in the wild were all major bonuses.  


4.  Go get some amazing food, and perhaps a beauty treatment.  I used to drive from Washington, D.C. to Richmond, VA (a 2-hour drive one-way without traffic, and there was almost always traffic) to get my hair cut and have brunch at my favorite brunch spot in the entire world.  Everyone I knew thought I was beyond insane to spend at least 4 hours in a car just for a haircut and a plate of food.  You probably think that sounds nuts, too.  I loved it, though.  My hairdresser was wonderful and much cheaper than most places in D.C., and my brunch spot (Millie’s Diner - downright mind-blowing) was just a few blocks from the salon.  I would drive back to D.C. in a glorious food coma with fabulous hair.  Worth the trip?  Absolutely.

5.  Go see a show.  I went to Paris for a long December weekend with a friend for the sole purpose of seeing an opera in the Paris Opera House.  The opera experience was unbelievable, and my inner opera nerd practically passed out from happiness.  Spending the rest of the weekend doing nothing but drinking champagne, eating macaroons, walking around the beautifully decorated Champs-Elysees, and not feeling my feet for 3 days thanks to the cold was just blissful.  Yep, even the numb feet part.


6.  Go be IN a show.  I’ve been to Italy twice to take part in an opera festival.  The experience and education I received were top-notch.  I didn’t have all that much time outside of rehearsals and performances to explore the area, but I took every brief chance I had to do just that.  I mean, I was singing in Italy.  Anything I got to do on top of that was just bonus.  I even managed to eat gelato at least once a day, which was an extra bonus.


7.  Go see a building that fascinates you.  I once went to York, England for a day just to see York Minster.  I also once went to NYC for a weekend just get an insiders’ tour of the Met, and happened upon a rehearsal of Donizetti’s “L’elisir d’amore”.  Operagasm.


8.  Go to a festival.  In college, I drove from southern Alabama to West Virginia to spend just 36 hours in the town of Fayetteville for Bridge Day.  We spent about as much time driving as we did at the festival, but that 36 hours was full of beautiful weather and fall foliage, gorgeous mountains, staring at people bungee jumping off of the New River Gorge Bridge, and eating delicious, artery-clogging carnival food.  I even posed for a picture with a guy dressed as a chicken. 

9.  Go because the name sounds cool. While studying abroad in Scotland, a friend and I debated about places we could go for a weekend trip.  We settled on the seaside town of Ayr just because we thought the name was funny.  It ended up being one of my favorite weekend trips during my time in Scotland.

You can come up with any number of singular reasons to go somewhere.  You may even come up with a reason sillier than getting a haircut (if you do, I will personally give you a golf clap round of applause).  And I’m willing to bet you’ll be just as happy, if not happier, with your travels as you would with an itinerary that fills every second of your days.  

August 6, 2011

Crazy Italians and scary Jesus

Italy's Amalfi Coast is a beautiful, majestic, awe-inspiring place.  Beautiful beaches + dramatic mountains + Italian food = awesomesauce.  It's a blissful alternate universe... until the local nutcase shows up at your cafe.

I've sung twice now with the Amalfi Coast Music Festival based out of Vietri sul Mare, one of the small, non-touristy towns in the region.  Festival singers and staff all stay at a fabulous hotel on a cliff overlooking the water, rehearse during the day, perform in the evening, then sit at a cafe drinking wine until the wee hours.  That's right, this does not suck - at all.

One evening out after a concert in Vietri, a local came to the cafe that we had nearly taken over.  Now Italians are known for their impeccable fashion, but this guy truly stood out.  I gathered the courage (or perhaps had enough liquid courage) to ask if I could take his picture.  He was more than happy to pose!

Check out my shoes, yo!
He was a little too happy to pose, actually.  After taking the above shot, he gestured at me to wait.  He started unbuttoning his shirt.  I said "Oh $&*%" under my breath.  There's a crazy Italian man in girly shoes stripping for me - in public.  He pulled his shirt off his shoulder and turned around to show me... the ugliest tattoo of Jesus I've ever seen.  He leaned over his fugly Jesus shoulder to look at me and said, "Jesus.  Numero uno.  Numero uno!"  So, of course, I took a picture of his tattoo.  Judge it for yourself:


I imagine this is what Jesus would look like if he went off the deep end and joined MS-13.  While I find the tattoo slightly disturbing, this guy cracked me up to no end.  What often makes travel so rewarding to me is the people that I happen to meet, even if they seem to have a few screws loose.